okay im kinda bored and i just remembered a funny story that happened to me yesterday morning. but its only funny to me i think if i say to you you'll be like , "wtf is this guy freaking insane or something?" but yeah, so here goes...
uhh. okay yesterday morning i woke up, and i go upstairs right, and theres this huge moth. like. it was huggeee! like not one of those puny lttle ones, but i swear it was like 3 inches long or bigger or i cant remember. and then i went downstairs to get the flyswatter. and then i go back upstairs looking for it, but by this time it flew off to somewhere else to the room so my heart was like bum bum bum bum trying to spot the moth. and then outta nowhere, it flys right in front of my face, and i scream like a freaking little girl. it was soooooooo pathetic. i was like , "oooAHHHHHHHHHH!" in like such a high pitch oh my gah it wa slike so girly and scary and i was all screaming and yelling. and then i was taking swipes at the moth with the electric flyswatter trying to kill it, and then i was making all these pittiful tennis grunts. like i was like ebing serena williams or something like i was like , "UUUUUUHH! AHHHHHHHH! DIIIEEE!" and then i sounded really constipated and stuff, and then when i was just about to kill it i screamed again like a little sissy girl because it was approaching me so i took a wild swipe and i got it. but yeah. like if you were standing in the other room while i was doing that, you'd probably wondering:
a) WTF IS THIS KID DOING!?
or
b)WOW THAT KID IS A RETARD OR SOMEHTING MAKING THOSE WEIRD NOISES.
so yeah. i thought it was funny how i was all scared and scremaing like a girl and grunting and whatnot. and it was really loud. and i was like yelling deaththreats at the moth i was like "HUH!? WHAT YOU WANT!? DONT MESS WITH ME FOO!" so yeah thats my story ok bye.
1 comment:
nicee story.
i wish my life was interesting like that. ^-^
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