iono if its magic or what, but after that one post about how i always find myself writing 09 after dates, suddenly ive stopped and started writing 10 consistently. :OOO magic or psychology or what but iono thats pretty nifty!
btw who uses that word anymore...nifty. i sound like a strawberry/orange/cherry/watermelon/FRUIT just saying it (nifty).
actually cherry is the first word that comes to my mind when i use fruit it that manner. beeeeeecause this one time in chinese school! and as always, ben said something ridiculously funny (at least to me.....our senses of humors seem to be reeeeaaallly strange to others (AKA COHN! if you were wondering why i changed my fb name...i might mention that later)....anyways is the whole sense of humor thing good or bad?) so anyway, there was this one kid in chinese school named nathan, right? and hes kinda fruity (in fact later on i discovered he was actually not straight). but anyway, this one day he was being kinda weird and like being a suck up to the chinese teacher, so ben got pissed and was flaming right? and he always brings fruit for lunch right? so that day he brought cherries and was conveniently eating them in class. so when nathan said something especially suck-up-y, ben was like, nathan, you're a ______________ (and he pointed to his cherries, referring to "fruit"). of course i understood that and i burst out laughing. although retelling the story its not quite as funny, and im sure its not very funny to you sitting at home in front of the computer reading this. you prolly think im weird for having laughed at that. in fact, i think im weird for laughing at that. but im always weird heh.
right so that was extreme birdwalking. now to birdwalk some more because i have absolutely nothing to blog but i dont want to do my homework (though its prolly best that i should).
so as aforementioned, my whole facebook name. andrew COHN-leftturn hou. or something like that. yeah you're prolly thinking im weird. the explanation is gonna be eeeeeeeeeeveeen weirder. great. way to ruin my reputation like this. now im thinking "what reputation!??!?!" okay nothing left to lose right!?!?
sooooo the COHN part goes a long way back. basically, back in exeter, we'd watch a lot of movies (borrow random movies from their library and watch in the common room). so one day im tired of homework so i walk to the common room and i see some people watching this thai kungfu movie where the protagonist is searching for his pet elephant (i think...). apparently it was captured by some restaurant in thailand. so this kungfu guy enters this restaurants many kitchens (this restaurant is like super fancy and has like 2039209831 stories), and every time he comes in, i think he calls for his elephant. and every time he calls for it, he says COHN! (pronounced.....iono gonna have to ask me to do it....)...btw this movie is called "the protector" (i lookd it up just now...and the kungfu guy has crazy skills hahahaha). sooo yeah so i went back to cali and i started saying it as a joke, because i thought the whole COHN thing was funny. so one day me and ben went to marukai. and we were conveniently joking about COHN. and so we said, wouldnt it be funny if we pulled over people and said that to them in their faces? so ben dared me and i did it to this one old lady who looked confused/scared but ABSOLUTELY FUNNY. hehehehe her expression was classic. then ben did it to this one old lady as she was walking out. he said "excuse me" after that the woman grabbed into her purse like she was gonna get some pepper spray (she was prolly thinking, "damn, wrong day to leave it at home") and then ben said "do you know where i can get some COHN??" (cuz it sounds like corn). anyway that was pretty darn funnny (at least i think, again, forgive my lame sense of humor). so i adopted that name.
then another day, as me and ben were biking to go see avatar, i broke his bike. how, you may ask? we were supposed to make a right turn out of a cul de sac, right, but i thought we had to take i left. i was on the sidewalk, and in order to make a left turn, i had to get off the curb. ben was riding on the street. so i jumped off the curb when ben conveniently maneuvered his bike where i had just gotten my bike, and then we crashed and i broke the tire thingy. so yeaaaaah. so that explains the "left turn".
so im done cuz im tired.
and way to jump on the bandwagon andrew. i have a formspring now. i wont judge. :D
although im sure im not gonna get too many questions anyway -______-
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